Welcome back to Mean Shitpon's Guide to Insanity! (Mostly to me, because

i'm the only person who looks at this :D

Rubber Band Theory

(Not to be confused

with String Theory)

So I have a new theory, about love.

Next time you give your heart away attach it to a rubber band.

Then, when that person tries to throw it, drop it, smash it, let go, or simply hand it back it will

bounce right back into your chest, no harm done.

The result will be a non-shattered vital organ.

(As soon as I figure out how to do this I will let you know.)